Conan Visits Noryangjin Fish Market

Conan Visits Noryangjin Fish Market

(humming ring) (audience applause)
On the second day in Korea, I decided to visit the historic Noryangjin fish market and I brought my korean teacher, Jin Shia, with me. (speaks Korean)
(responds in Korean) What the… What is…What kind of fish is that? (speaks Korean)
(audience chuckles) They bow very deeply does that does mean they think I’m old? Yeah.
(audience laughs) But I’m not that old. I’m a young… Look at me, look. Does this seem like an old man to you? (audience laughs) Those are not old man movements. (Jin giggles) Look, I’m like a cat. Hi, how are you? Where are you from? We are from Hong Kong.
Hong Kong. Yes.
Are they about to commit a bank robbery? What’s going on here?
(audience laughs) What is this? Kaebul. Kaebul. Kae means fake.
Fake. Bul means, like, male down there, like, there.
(audience laughs) Down where? Like. Use the stick. (audience laughs) Oh!
Yes. Oh my god, It’s a fake penis. Yeah. (audience groans and laughs) Here’s a guy that loves his work. People will often eat that. They like to eat that. Yeah.
Yeah. (audience laughs) You can touch it if you want. I can touch it if you want. Yeah. Oh, I know. I don’t need to come here. If you like.
(audience laughs) Wow. (audience groans and yells) I haven’t felt one of these since summer camp. (Conan and audience laugh) No. Not good? Not good.
Not good. (speaks Korean) Thank you for letting me hold the penises. (audience laughs) Apparently this fish market is also a motorcycle race course. Come through. (speaks Korean). Maybe you could give me some tips on how to better connect with Korean people. Make a good connection. (speaks Korean complimant) Nun? What’s nun mean? Nun, eyes. Oh, you have beautiful eyes. Yeah. (speaks Korean compliment) (audience laughs) What did I do wrong there? (speaks Korean compliment) Yeah, and very beautiful smile. (Jin speaks Korean) (Conan repeats Korean) (Conan speaks Korean) Look at that. How does one eat this? You can eat it raw, some people eat just full thing into their mouths. But doesn’t it then take over your body like an alien? Doesn’t it burst out through the stomach? I’m going to buy this as a pet. No pet, no pet. What’s her business? She doesn’t care what I do with it. This is going to be my pet and he is going to live with me and my family and his name is Samuel. (audience cheers)
Hi Sammy, what’s going on? (audience laughs)
(Korean music) Unfortunately, I was unable to bring Samuel back to California with me without breaking a number of foreign, state, local, and national laws. So, I took Samuel here to the COEX Aquarium in Seoul. I want him to live a happy life. (audience cheers) These people will take good care of Samuel. These guys, by the way, are all natural predators. They can’t wait for him to come out and play. Look at this guy. Chomp, chomp. Thank you so much for taking care of my octopus. Samuel is actually a female. Samuel’s a female? Yes. Really? How do you know a male from a female octopus? (speaks Korean) (audience laughs) They have different legs. (audience laughs) My work here is done. I took a pretty much $1 octopus from a fish market that people just eat regularly, and brought here to an aquarium where thousands and thousands of dollars will be spent to care for it. This is Conan O’Brien saying, I’ve ruined another country. (audience laughs)

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100 Replies to “Conan Visits Noryangjin Fish Market”

  1. "다리를 보면은 이제, 수컷같은 경우에는 기다란.. 다리가 있는데. 암컷에서도 있지만, (수컷은)빨판이 존재하지 않는데. 암컷은 빨판이 존재 하더라고요."
    "If you look at the legs now, like a male has long ..leg. also female same, but the (male) does not have a sucker. The female had a sucker."

    "Yeah, they have different legs." XD

  2. 관계자분은 문어 성별 구분방법을 조목조목 자세히 설명했는데 통역은 그냥 다리가 다르데요 ㅋㅋㅋ 틀린말은 아니긴 한데

  3. 앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ낚지 암수구별 한국사람 길게 얘기했는데 통역가 왈
    '다리가 달라요'
    영어의 간편함이란!ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    3:37 부터

  4. "When you look at the legs…a male for instance, has a long, leg. And a female would also have this. But for the male, the suctions something something..but for the female, the suctions something something."
    "They have different legs."

  5. Technically giving a pet away to someone as a gift or with no exchange involved is considered very rude in a lot of places. As he said making them pay for as long as it lives to care for it.

  6. What does the star ship Enterprise and Toilet paper have in common? They both travel over Uranus looking for Klingons. 😂

  7. The movement is like…
    Chandler's dancing.

    "They should change this shows name to Mrs. Chandler. But I hope they don't. "

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