It’s finally happening. Today, I get to enter a true virtual world for the very first time! Headset on! Link start! Greetings from virtual realit-t-t-t-t-t-t *cuts off* Well, that was unexpected. *Game Theory Intro* Hello, Internet! Welcome to Game Theory! Haha, sorry, ah uh… Film Theory! You’ll have to forgive me I got my wires
Mm. Sorry, buddy, it’s just so quiet. It must have been a good date Urhg. [sighs] I’m so nervous, I can’t even shop. When are you seeing her again? Tomorrow. This is just the first girl, I’ve really liked in a while, you know? Then she’s lucky and better be good enough for my friend.
Will you help me? Hmm… Foolish boy, you dare seek the help of the one who you have so vastly wronged? Please yes. Yes. Yes. Oh great one, please Oh-ho, this will be fun. Yes, I’ll help you on one condition— Thank you, thank you, whatever you want! I’ll do it Ugh, stop! Listen. I
So my plan would fix their code, so no other games gets zirked… buried in negative reviews and we’d gain a multinational client… That’s uh, the end Hm, my only concern is personnel. I just gave them at a new project this morning. He’s our only coder. I could do it. Brilliant [inspirational music] Oh
Oh– game on! Come on game, why won’t you save?? [exasperated sigh] hmm.. URHG. SON OF A— [door slams] [exhales] Huh? Why Sam Young, are you trespassing? Just returning what belongs to you! DUHG AH! Oh god– I’m sorry! Oh my god. I’m so sorry! Always good to be reminded of the physical world. I
[grunting] Uhhh… I am so. SO. Sorry. Is everything okay? I had no idea that my fans trashed your rating. I contacted the site and asked them to restore your account. Until then… here. Huh? That’s what I earned from the Ruminate review. Holy smokes! From one [email protected] What are you doing with your life?
So my idea… I released my game on a platform for indie creators. Had no idea you’re so multi-talented. How’s your game performing? Good, until this one reviewer– well he panned it. Really the problem was his fans. They swarmed my page that pushed my rating down in a matter of minutes Which locked me
YOU OWN A BUSINESS BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROMOTE IT? You need a website but in order to make your website relevant, you need Digital Marketing. But the question is WHY? • A website helps you present your product or service and enables online shopping • 70% users only look at the first
How the economic machine works, in 30 minutes. The economy works like a simple machine. But many people don’t understand it — or they don’t agree on how it works — and this has led to a lot of needless economic suffering. I feel a deep sense of responsibility to share my simple but practical
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